The office is a neat little space, open and airy despite the shelves and filing cabinets and stacks of proceedings. Front and center is a desk where a… bird? Horse? Seahorse. Person. Is smiling rather brightly.

Before you can say anything, there's an explosion of confetti. "It's here! SIGBOVIK is here! This is so exciting!"

Ask about the livestream
Ask about attending
Ask about submission deadline
Ask about contacting the organizers
Submit to SIGBOVIK