"The first of SIGBOVIK's three traditional deadlines is on March 3rd. The program chair has yet to decide the extension dates, but…" Q glances around conspicuously before leaning in. "I hear she's thinking about March 9th and March 15th."

There are several things you wish to comment on, but someone seems to have gone explicitly out of her way to not code any of those options in…

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