"Oho, interested in 2019's proceedings, are you? I hear it's a real record breaker."

Eyes gleaming, Q plucks one of the copies from the top of a precarious stack and holds it out for you to inspect. Just holding it fills you with a sense of the magnitude of quality research that fills it's pages.

"You're welcome to just take that one. Though if you want a physical copy, you'll have to order that off of lulu. Proceedings don't just grow on trees, you know!"

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